Yes, something like this actually exists. This competition has been going on for a month and they just came to Seattle last Friday! I wish I would’ve known, how funny would it be to actually watch people performing air sex?! Pictures don’t really do it justice though.
The rules are as follows:
Time: Contestants have a maximum of 2 minutes to perform an air sex routine. This can include all phases of an air sex encounter: meeting, seduction, foreplay and intercourse, or you can simply cut to the chase.
Music: Competitors must perform to music, you can either bring a CD of your performance track with you, or you can choose from our selection of air sex music. You may also include an audio prelude to your performance, maximum of 30 seconds.
Other Rules: Unlike air guitar, there are not many other rules. Props are allowed, teams are allowed, talking is allowed. The only important rule is that all sexual climaxes must be simulated, not real.
To find out more about this competition and if you will be able to catch the last leg of the tour as well as view more pictures and videos click here for the official site.
If the only thing you can’t do is have an organism, well then, it would be really embarrassing to be disqualified from this competition, given that you’re up for 2 minutes.