Posted in July 2009

Why the fuck do you have a kid?

Parental Guidance Fail.

becuz Creamsicles are an integral part of a healthy infant diet

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Obama + Unicorns

It’s a magical world.

Artist Dan Lacey, who goes by The Painter of Pancakes, (wtf?!) has created a series of painting of our President Barack Obama with unicorns. When I first read the story, I thought it would be somewhat disturbing, but I’m feelin’ this now! They are really quite pretty.

This is probably my favorite.

But this one comes in a close second!

To view the rest click here!

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Seattlelites melt.

If you look at this picture long enough, it may mentally cool you down.

Did it work?

I stole this from The Stranger.

Just so everyone knows, we Seattlelites are not used to this weather. Yes, we are complaining a lot but you know what? We don’t have AC in our houses.

Unlike the people in Arizona, California, Hawaii etc, you all are well-equipped and adapted to your weather patterns, but we are not so cut us some slack.

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In The News…

- Amy Poehler will return to Saturday Night Live to reprise her role as the news anchor alongside Seth Meyers on Saturday Night Live Weekend Update on Thursday September 17th. How does this work? I guess NBC is creating a new fall comedy lineup for Thursday and will serve as an introduction to Poehler’s season premiere of “Parks and Recreation” at 8:30

- Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami is a new reality television series that will make its debut on E! on Sunday August 16th

- Some company used Paris Hilton’s face on a herpes ad. Lulz.

- Katherine Jackson, Michael Jackson’s mother, will have full custody of his three kids.

- Nickelodeon’s television series iCarly will come to an end. Soon.

- Musician Estelle and designer Rachel Roy will collaborate together for a jewelry line slated to debut Spring 2010.

- Actress Bryce Dallas Howard (daughter of Ron Howard) will replace Rachelle Lefevre as evil vampire Victoria in the Twilight saga movies beginning with the third film, “Eclipse.”

- California govenor Arnold Schwarzenegger has made the decision to cut all of the funding for domestic violence programs in the year of 2009-2010. That’s $16.3 million. wtf? why would you do that?

- Actress Diane Keaton will have her own 30-minute television series on HBO in which she plays a feminist icon running a porn magazine for women.

- Jude Law will be adding a fourth child to his bunch of three already from ex-wife Sadie Frost. This time, the woman is unknown, but it has been said that they were in a relationship last year but are no longer involved.

A sperm bank in Los Angeles (no surprise there!) is letting YOU pick the sperm donor yourself based on what celebrity they look like. There are many celebrities within this search including those above, Adam Brody, James Franco, Ryan Gosling and many others. Because who doesn’t want their child to be a hot piece of ass when they grow up right? The only problem is that you can’t totally confirm that the donor looks like who they say they look like. Let’s just hope that honesty wins this time.

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Funny Picture of the Day

Irrelevant Bai Ling and actress Charlyne Yi at the premiere of Charlyne’s movie Paper Heart.

This is an awkward picture. Bai Ling gtfo of here!

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Root Beer Float alternative

Kevin and I on the search for root beer floats.

Kevin: I heard ice cream was sold out everywhere!

Me: Where did you hear that?

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Greek Returns August 31st

Who’s excited?! I AM I AM! oh and Lucia of course.

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Yo comments are whack

There is nothing more embarassing than this…

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Google Maps Font

^^ my bad this can’t all fit on one line, but I’m going to leave it like this because I don’t want to make them any smaller. You get the idea! You know my name.

British researcher Rachel Young recently had a lot of time on her hands. While recovering from surgery, she decided to create a font based on Google Maps locations. For my name above, I used her “New York” style, which is based on locations found in the city. HOBviously.

To see more of the font and bigger pictures, click here

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Lizzie Huffman

This Thursday, the most lovely person on the entire west coast, Lizzie Huffman will be performing a FREE show at the Ground Zero Teen Center in Bellevue.

Lizzie is an incredibly talented artist who I have admired since I first saw her performing at this same venue four years ago. Since then, I have seen her play countless shows and grow musically. She even performed at the very first concert I put on and it was a pleasure working with her and her other band Man in the Blue Van.

The concert is starting at 6:00 PM or 7, I’m assuming 6 because shows start earlier in the summer. Other performances that night will include Chad Bucklew and Call Om Ie (Kyle Craig.)

To listen to her songs, visit her Myspace

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Chanel Wears Lily Allen

New advertisements for Chanel!

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Designer Donuts

Okay no more food posts!! This place in Campbell, California called Psycho Donuts makes donuts that are like nothing you have ever seen before.

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Insanewiches

The Giftwich

The Fatboy Slimwich (remixed)

The Rubix Cubewich

For more pictures and sandwiches click here

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Aspray

For the nasty…

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Forever Wedding Entrance

This needs to be seen by the entire world slash readers of my blog. (if you haven’t seen it already.)

What a fantastic idea. They all look like they’re having so much fun! Much better than a traditional one don’t you think? same ol’ same ol’?

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