The New Purity Ring

Move over Miley Cyrus and The Jonas Brothers, the purity ring is OUT. Now you can get the virginity certificate!

What does that mean exactly? It means now you have a super cool piece of paper stating that you’re a virgin (the cool way to let everyone know basically.)

Currently there are 215 virgins and counting! (oh c’mon I know there are more than that…)

Obtain your virginified certificate here

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