Posted on February 16, 2010 …
Death Bear
There comes a time in life when things get so tough that you cannot do it yourself. God, I hate that sentence. I’m still trying to figure out if the Death Bear is real. Maybe you can’t “bear” (pun intended?) to give your ex his belongings back or maybe the thought of cleaning out a loved one’s room or closet makes you feel nauseous and sick to your stomach. All you have to do is call the Death Bear, who only works in Brooklyn.
Available on both Saturday, February 27th and Sunday, February 28th, “Death Bear will take things from you that trigger painful memories and stow them away in his cave where they will remain forever allowing you to move on with your life. Give him an ex’s clothes, old photos, mementos, letters, etc. Death Bear is here to assist you in your time of tragedy, heartbreak, and loss. Let Death Bear help you, and absorb your pain into his cave.”
Text 347-742-2293 for a free appointment w/ Death Bear.
Please, someone let me know how this turns out.
Imma Imma Imma
When I first came to Seattle University, I kept seeing people at my orientation that reminded me of someone I knew from home or my high school.
Does everyone know they have a twin?
It’s hard to imagine my life before Seattle University except for my core group of friends from high school. Everything is so incredibly far away.
Going through your list of friends on Facebook is an eye opening experience, realizing how far you have come and where everyone is in their lives and especially where you are in your life.
What would life have been like if I had kept in touch with every single one of you?
Barbie’s New Career!
Nearly half a million people took part in this poll and voted as to which career Barbie would have next: Environmentalist, computer engineer, surgeon, architect, or news anchor.
So what did everyone choose?
Computer engineer! Not really surprised with all of the technology improvements going on these days.
“She also wears a neon-colored T-shirt with a binary code pattern and carries a smartphone and a Bluetooth headset. Her hot pink glasses will come in handy during late nights coding on her hot pink laptop. Before any one begins complaining, Mattel points out that her accessories were chosen with the help of the Society of Women Engineers and the National Academy of Engineering.”
Fear Factor
There are many people that are afraid of clowns, myself included. In my opinion, there’s nothing cute or adorable about them. It also doesn’t help that they portray scary characters in movies such as “It.” or “The Dark Knight.” Clearly, I just don’t see the appeal.
Blackpool, an organization that works with the Showzam Circus is offering to help you get over your fears of clowns (no thanks!) by tossing you into a room with one. They’re calling it a workshop for coulrophobia – fear of clowns – but this just sounds like a terrible idea.
Snaps for a Snapshot
Who: Camilla Belle
Wearing: Marchesa
Where: “Father of Invention” Berlin Film Festival Premiere
