Okay so in the world of comedians, Aziz Ansari may not be my first choice, but he’s still a dreamboat, isn’t he? We all know my heart belongs to Andy Samberg, Jimmy Fallon, Justin Timberlake… Aziz recently let slip to People Magazine his perfect date and whether he’s serious or not, I’m sure I’d still accept.
“My perfect date night: I pick you up. In my Kia Sorrento. You get in. There’s candles in the car. You go, ‘…Is that dangerous?’ and I go, ‘Yes—but I like danger.’
We go to your favorite restaurant, and we have a fantastic meal. We come outside and we see my car’s on fire. You go, ‘Aziz, your car’s on fire. Aren’t you upset?’ I pull out a bag of marshmallows and I go, ‘No. I knew this was gonna happen.’
And then I kiss you. In front of my burning car.”
