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04 Nov 2009

Chris Brown continues to fail.

I think I called it when I said that Chris Brown was going downhill ever since Domestic Disturbia. His new songs are … uncomfortable and not enjoyable to listen to and pretty much no one really cares about him anymore. I understand he’s trying to make a comeback, but there’s no way he can beat Aaron Carter’s comeback, especially if he’s trying to put out his new album with THIS ridiculous cover.

Questions:

  • Chris Brown, why do you have a guitar? You don’t even play guitar!
  • Why do you look like a character out of Blade or The Matrix
  • Are you in space?!
  • Why are there mini cartoon characters in the corner of your album? Quit trying to make Space Jam happen again.
  • Why are you attempting to spray paint them?
  • Really? This is the best attempt you could make with your title Graffiti?
  • Why is your hand …robotic?
  • Your graffiti title doesn’t even look like graffiti. It looks like the same font as Adam Lambert’s new CD

Stop it Chris Brown, just stop it.