– The return of The Vampire Diaries and the premiere of The Secret Circle tonight were fantastic! Thursday’s fall TV lineup is officially secured!

– ABC Family’s The Nine Lives of Chloe King has been cancelled. [Source]

– Jessica Simpson has put her marriage with Eric Johnson on hold indefinitely. [Source]

– Source Code will be turned into a CBS television series. [Source sans code]

– Rihanna’s next album will be out this fall. [Source]

– It is predicted that Netflix will lose 600,000 of their customers at the end of the month as a result of their announcement to switch up and raise their subscription services. [Source]

– Topman has removed sexist and offensive t-shirts off of their shelves. Retailers these days! [Source]

– Neil Patrick Harris has earned his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. [Source]

– CBS Television Studios is hoping to reboot a version of the classic “Beauty and the Beast” for the CW. Do not want. [Source]

– Glee actress Heather Morris has revealed to Fitness Magazine in an interview that she would quit acting for the sake of her boyfriend and hopes to marry him someday. She also discusses that she has removed her breast implants because they were painful and interfered with her being active. [Source]

– January Jones has given birth to a baby boy – Xander Dane Jones. [Source]

– Lil Wayne takes the Kanye West-George Bush comment to the next level. [Source]

– Justin Bieber is collaborating with Boyz II Men on his new Christmas album. [Source]

– Broken Social Scene has announced that they will be going on a hiatus after their last few shows in South America. This band was incredible at Bumbershoot! It’s always a bummer to hear when bands go on hiatuses, but at least it allows members to pursue other passions and projects. [Source]

– Capitol Hill’s favorite pizza place Big Mario’s will launch their delivery service beginning Monday. [Source]