– Natalie Portman on the new cover of InStyle. [Source]

-The HBIC Britney Spears will be performing at the Grammy awards this year with a medley of hits and her new single “Hold it Against Me.” [Source]

– Already seven months along, Rachel Zoe will be having a boy! [Source]

– Jewel, Kate Hudson, and Tia Mowry are also pregnant. And I don’t care to source these so I’m going to let you Google if you must.

– American Apparel is back to their racy ads yet again… [Source and totally NSFW]

– Michael Douglas has beaten cancer. [Source]-

– Zooey Deschanel will grace the cover of Lucky’s April issue.

– Kylie Minogue has released her North American tour dates. Check to see if she’ll be making a stop near you here.

– Owen Wilson is becoming a father. [Source]

– James Franco has hinted that he might put on quite a performance for the Oscars. [Source]

– Britney Spears will drop her seventh album on March 15th, 2011. [Source]

– Both Pretty Little Liars and The Secret Life of An American Teenager have been renewed for a second and fourth season respectively. [Source]

– Marion Cotillard has got a bun in the oven! [Source]

– Michelle Williams is launching a yoga center for single moms. [Source]

– Now you can make English Peas just like Paula Deen! This is just like the time when Rachel Ray taught us how to make bacon in the microwave. [Source]

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In local news…

– Three students from Tacoma High School attempted to flush firecrackers down a urinal causing the entire school to evacuate. To be young and curious again… [Source]