Written by Katie
17 Apr 2009

Look at this fucking hipster

My brother just showed me the best site I’ve seen in a long time. It’s relatively new and the name is pretty self explanatory. My brother’s words to me were, “Don’t do this.” I would hate to be up on this site. LULZ

“So, like, if you’re not doing anything later, I was thinking maybe we could go back to my place and get you an awful haircut?”

and the definition of “Hipster” according to Urban Dictionary:

Listens to bands that you have never heard of. Has hairstyle that can only be described as “complicated.” (Most likely achieved by a minimum of one week not washing it.) Probably tattooed. Maybe gay. Definitely cooler than you. Reads Black Book, Nylon, and the Styles section of the New York Times. Drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon. Often. Complains. Always denies being a hipster. Hates the word. Probably living off parents money – and spends a great deal of it to look like they don’t have any. Has friends and/or self cut hair. Dyes it frequently (black, white-blonde, etc. and until scalp bleeds). Has a closet full of clothing but usually wears same three things OVER AND OVER (most likely very tight black pants, scarf, and ironic tee-shirt). Chips off nail polish artfully after $50 manicure. Sleeps with everyone and talks about it at great volume in crowded coffee shops. Addicted to coffee, cigarettes and possibly cocaine. Claims to be in a band. Rehearsals consist of choosing outfits for next show and drinking PBR. Always on the list. Majors or majored in art, writing, or queer studies. Name-drops. May go by “Penny Lane,” “Eleanor Rigby,” etc. when drunk. On PBR. Which is usually.
I am not a fucking hipster! (sweeps bangs to side dramatically and takes a swig of PBR)
Source: http://lookatthisfuckinghipster.tumblr.com/ and urbandictionary.com
Listening to: Jay Chylde – Please Don’t

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