So last night at the birthday dinner for Annemarie, Dom and Kelly we ran into Mr. Jeff Alessi – pro motor cross biker? Of course this guy thought he was the shit haha and was just hamming it up for us 20 girls at dinner.

[in the hallway]

Jeff: Excuse me, do you know where the bar is?

Me: uhh I think it’s near the entrance

Jeff: Do you think you could show me or could I follow you there?

…. epic pick up line fail.

and for more giggles, his website states that he likes “Christian and country music and my favorite song is Making Memories of Us”