For all the lovely Asian mothers around the world! ^_^!
Taste test
I was sick, and my mom decided to bring me some tea.
Me: Mom! This is super hot! I can’t drink this!
Mom: No no, it’s ok. Look. *takes a sip*
Me: *stares at her wide-eyed* Have you lost all of your tastebuds?!
Mom: TASTEBUTTS?! I don’t have tasebutts! You have tastebutts!
Separation Anxiety
Hi Jo,
Where are you? I’m worried.
Did you get my email attached tutoring info and application? Pleasssssssse reply this and let us know you are OK.
You are not in LA. You are out of country. You have to correspond with us EVERYDAY.
Love,
Mom
Domestic violence is not allowed
My friend and I were talking about some guys we met while in the car with my mother:
Friend: “The blonde one was hitting on you.”
Mom: “He PUNCHED you!?”
#1 Mom’s first email
Hi ! Daughter ,
Thank you for the Birthday gift .
We were enjoy it . I try call you before but
I think you were busy …..
So what are you doing now ?
I know you so busy today . House working ,
eating good food for week(?) , watching movie…
talking ( or sweet thing ~~??? ) with #1 your man 
Here , all family is OK…
My daughter , ” Have a wonderful weekend !! ” with your #1 man !
Love , mom .
N like Nancy?
So I am in college away from home and i break my finger, so I call my mom:
me: Mom, i broke my finger i need surgery.
mom: you broke your finger? WHY?
me: …anyways i have 3 finals coming up and i need to study, can you call the insurance company and get everything worked out
mom: okay, study good, what is your member ID/password
me: kev07/password
mom: how you spell?
me: k
mom: K? K LIKE KEVIN?
me: yes, E
mom: A? A like APPLE?
me: no, E
mom: like ELEPHANT?
me: yes, V
mom: E AGAIN?
me: NO, V
mom: LIKE VICTOR? V LIKE VICTOR OKAY, JUST DO IT ALL LIKE THIS