The creators of DJMICK  in Europe think they have it all figured out. With only the knowledge of our names, they have summed up our entire personality with a one-line trait. When I was younger, those books written for tween girls (and probably written by) called us sweet, kind, outgoing, spunky, playful etc.

DJMICK’s A-Z Guide to Female Names kind of does that… but not really.

“Lena – Eats food then throws up, rapidly shrinking.”

“Pamela – Gives amazing head, made of plastic.”

“Carrie – just like the movie, a scary freak.”

Mine says: Katie – likes blokes and team sports, preferably both together.

False on all levels.

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