Lonely Valentiners:
You don’t have to just jump online to sites like pornv.xxx. Why? Well, have I got the event for you…
Dan Savage, famous columnist, of The Stranger is an expert on love. This Valentine’s Day, we won’t be celebrating it though. If you are single, a divorcee, or have just gotten out of a nasty breakup, Dan wants you to truck on down to Neumos to vent about this relationship and completely get OVER it, with his help of course. Or, if you don’t feel like being around anyone on the day of love, you could simply visit a site like www.sextoyinsider.com and create some entertainment and pleasure of your own. It’s a common scenario anyway but even more popular when it comes to Valentine’s day. After all, no one knows how to satisfy you better than yourself anyway so why not just do it yourself? It’s great fun! Especially with content from www.sexm.xxx to look forward to afterwards.
“Wedding rings, china, sex toys: bring your memento to Neumos on Saturday, February 13, tell your sad story to the cheering mob-they’ll be cheering for you!-and then I will personally destroy your memento for you live onstage in a heart-mending ritual that will help you heal and move past your heartbreak. You will love again!”
As a bonus, by coming to the Valentine’s Day bash, you will receive a a Cupcake Royale Deathcake! If you don’t go home with a date after this event, at least you have something better 🙂
Doors are at 8. Mingle until the show at 9:30. $6 Advance Tickets and $8 at the door.