The burrito was spicy. I don’t remember asking for invisible jalapenos in it. I suppose I learned a very important moral  just then through my own experience. If something is going to “pack the punch” too hard, throw it out. But that burrito got the best of me. I was led to believe that that the boy’s bathroom was the trash room and obviously had walked too far.

Oh that one got me good.

And now I hear that voice in the back of my head from a dear friend, “Your life is fascinating…”

Why yes, yes it is.