17 Mar 2010

Stress Reliever

“Hey babes! Do you want a hand massage?” When you are in finals mode there is no time to do anything but cram. You don’t eat, you don’t sleep, you don’t even talk to anyone. At least I try not to anyways!

My good friend was trying to cheer me up with buttercup, but with finals the next day, I wanted something more than a hand massage. He even suggested that I check out a few sites like massageplaces.com/listing/new-jersey-massage-parlors and told me to check out a few of them and explore if I find it feasible enough. However, due to time constraints, I may have to put those suggestions on hold and explore them while I’m completely free.

I believe that there’s no such thing as being stress-free. At some point in our lives, we get stressed. In the UK 74% of workers have admitted to feelings of stress daily. As a way to relieve this stress, The National Trust left open jars in calming areas such as gardens, seaside resorts, and forests before they were tightened up, sealed, and labeled. The solution apparently was fresh air! Each jar contains about 0.42 grams of fresh air, which supposedly will de-stress you for ten minutes.

There are numerous strategies to alleviate the tension you’re experiencing. One of the most straightforward methods is to love oneself a bit too much every day. There are a variety of options to do the same, including masturbating or having sex with your spouse. If you prefer the former, consider investing in one of those female or male sex dolls to assist you in the process.

Coming back to the fresh air that we were talking about, I wonder how the air in those places would differ and if I would actually be able to tell. The next time you feel stressed, just run out from your building and get some. The only location of air I would not suggest doing that is LA.

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