03 Mar 2011

Yale Parties Harder Than You.

I think there are some moments from our time in college that we would hope our parents would never find out about. The time you woke up with a jasmine sex doll next to you. When you and your friends flashed a coach of football players. The amount of money you spent on alcohol. The list goes on and on and on! But it’s also fair to say that some colleges are more renowned for their party culture than others.

As I perused through my daily readings in search for new material for Yow Yow! this evening, I came across an article with this headline: Today in College Sex: Masturbation Guides and Naked Parties. Expecting to find that the article would be describing some major party school, I was shocked to discover that it was about Yale...as in Ivy League Yale. Then the next thought that popped into my head was “What in the world is Yale doing having annual naked parties?” “Who invented this and why does this exist?” Shoot…I didn’t know Yale students got down like that, but they seem more hardcore than any other university I know of. At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if it turned out they carry around bullet vibrators in their bags, which was a rumour I heard about a sorority initiation one time. I giggled to myself at how awkward a naked party would be after reading the details described in the article. I mean, there is nothing wrong to have something similar to a clit vibrator for travel purposes – you never know when the yearning strikes!

If this sounds like something you could get behind, and you may want to spice your night up a little more like Yale seems to, here’s a great place to get started on how you could get yourself and perhaps your partner heated up to the next level.

“Typically it’s no harm, no foul, just a bunch of naked collegers giggling and straining their tiny livers with beer.”

Oh okay. This seems a little more harmless than I thought it was. But could you blame me for cracking up just a little bit?

To read this ridiculously laughable article, click here.

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