This morning, I woke up to the sound of Ryan Seacrest’s voice announcing this incredibly mainstream lineup that made me then roll over and continue to snooze some more.
These artists all WOULD be playing together.
They also WOULD play in a city like Las Vegas.
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, 2011 Featuring:
Coldplay
Alicia Keys
The Black Eyed Peas
John Mayer
Carrie Underwood
Bruno Mars
Jane’s Addiction
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 24, 2011 Featuring:
Lady Gaga
Jennifer Lopez
Steven Tyler
Kenny Chesney
Nicki Minaj
Rascal Flatts
Kelly Clarkson
David Guetta
Sublime with Rome
Special guest performances by Sting and Usher
The rest of the lineup will be released later on in the summer. I will continue to not care so much about this. The comments that exclaim that this is “the best lineup they’ve ever seen!” are making me cringe.
One more thing – iHeartRadio? Really? Did Rebecca Black make this name up?
EDIT: Just found out that Ryan Seacrest created this festival. Let’s just leave it at that because I think you know where I’m going with this.