14 Nov 2011

“When A Twentysomething Feels Old”

Just because I’m a young twentysomething doesn’t mean I can’t relate.

  • “You’ll feel old when your body starts to reject you. Your heart is burning, your knees are creaking, and the thought of having to someday tie a child’s shoelaces is foreboding. Losing five pounds isn’t as simple as switching to salads for a week or “taking walks” anymore. No, now you have to jog, you have to take up yoga because you and your body are estranged lovers, constantly at war. “You used to feed me carbs. WTF is this kale mess? Honey, no.” You try to get revenge, show your body who’s boss, so you go on a bender. But your body’s all, “Yeah? Have fun with the four-day hangover I’m about to give you. I hear your couch is really jumping off on Friday nights…”

Hey. I wish I wrote this, but I didn’t. The person that did knows what they’re talking about though so feel free to read the rest of this HERE. This post follows the theme of the weekend pretty well.

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