29 Oct 2009

Edward Cullen on ya crotch

I’m all about new products usually. This one… can’t seem to wrap my head around it. Why you would want to have Edward Cullen down there? I don’t know. So I have a few questions, maybe these might be a bit inapropro, I don’t know.

Are these for women AND for men?

What do vampires drink again? What is Edward Cullen again?

Why would anyone ever want to have someone else’s face on their crotch?

I’d like you to think about how embarassed you may feel after someone catches you in a pair of these. There’s no going back after that.

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