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13 Sep 2010

2010 MTV Video Music Awards

  • Lady Gaga won eight awards. She basically swept the whole show and wore a gown made of meat. Nice.
  • The carpet was white – naturally everyone decided to be boring and actually wear black and white or something dark.
  • Florence + the Machine put on an AMAZING performance of “Dog Days Are Over.”
  • Kanye West tried to have Taylor Swift sing a song he wrote for her prior to the show. She declined and instead performed a song for Kanye “forgiving” him called “Innocent.”

I didn’t watch the show, but this is what I had gathered.

This dress was designed by Franc Fernandez.

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03 Apr 2010

Word Vomit

Last night, at my very own birthday party I turned to one of my friends and said, “It’s like I know you’re here, but I can’t even really see you.”

Interpret that as you will. People say weird things, but really I think that is what keeps our lives entertaining. Anyways, this week celebrities had the best quotes, therefore, I am sharing them with you.

“…Kurt Cobain is like my dream boyfriend.”

– Miley Cyrus

Really Miley? Really? How do you go from… Nick Jonas to Kurt Cobain? Are you just saying this to gain more fans? We know that’s not really your type…

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