All posts in: Edward Cullen

26 Apr 2011

School Consumes

When I attended the orientation for my school the summer before my freshman year, I was convinced that everyone I was meeting for the first time was a copy of someone I already knew in life. I know people like to believe that everyone has a twin out there in the world, but I started to believe that everyone’s twin just happened to be in WA state at the exact same time.

Anyways, I went through the next couple of years in school reconsidering my theory and calling it dumb, but as of today I am almost convinced that I am seeing a “Peter Parker” in one of my classes evolve right before my eyes.

Already in week five he is sans glasses, a bit bulkier than he was on the first day, and I’m pretty sure his hair has a new reddish tint to it.

First Edward Cullen, now Spiderman. Seattle University is just full of characters. I promise to keep you all informed on how this pans out. Also, if any of you are curious, the Edward Cullen of Seattle University is still here…and alive.

24 Oct 2010

Vampire Hunt at Seattle University

It’s been a couple weeks since I last had an update about the Edward Cullen of Seattle University. People have now decided to title the “Vampire Hunt.” When I say people, I mean I’m the one that started it.

The last we heard of the “Edward Cullen of SU” was that he was a 2nd year law student. I then had one of my grad student friends do a bit of digging for me and here is what we found out through one of her friends:

“Yea I know of that guy! He studies in the dark and carries an umbrella around during the day to protect himself from the sun. Not kidding.”

Have I really been right all along?! Yes, yes I have.

We then found out his name and of course I HAD to see if he had a Facebook, which he did. It was private, but from the profile picture he did look fair. I wonder if he sparkles in the sunlight. Now that I know who he is, what more information do I need? The whole point of the Vampire Hunt was to find his identity and now that I have done that, I suppose the hunt is over…or is it?

05 Oct 2010

In random updates

The Edward Cullen of Seattle University is apparently a second-year law student in the grad program. The vampire hunt investigation is still in progress. Oh gosh…I hope he never finds this blog!
Last night, I introduced my brother to the game “Hipster or Homeless.” He thought it was hilar – I call it my life on a daily basis.
Seattle University now makes their “fresh” sushi rolls every day in increments of four, eight, and twelve. Twelve rolls will cost you about $9. Straight laughable.

30 Sep 2010

Double Posts Tomorrow!

Within the first week of school, I have already lost one of my notebooks. Embarrassing. I’ve been copying notes all night so the news will just pile up even more tomorrow.

On a more exciting note,

I spotted the Edward Cullen of Seattle University yesterday. I found myself gawking at him when he strolled past with me with his rolling backpack and across the sky bridge. I wanted to know his name and I thought about asking, but I got so scared! “Edward, is that you?!”

Another friend let me know that she caught a glimpse of him today as well. Three days in a row now – this is a new record.

Today, was the official opening partay of my school’s new renovated library.

Things that I didn’t see: Bill Gates even though he was present.

Things that I did see: Paramedics called to the event loading someone onto a stretcher with the pep band still playing in the background. Way to keep things normal.

Things that happened: I was studying with my group in one of the rooms in the library when the man that actually BOUGHT that room was standing outside of it taking pictures of us inside. That must have been very cool for him – I kind of feel like I made his day.

28 Sep 2010

Vampire Hunt

Spotted: Edward Cullen on the lower mall of Seattle University. Destination unknown. Is he a vampire or just your every day average student?

Veronica and I would like to know who he is so if any of you have information – please let us know.

Thank you.

04 Dec 2009

Twilight at Seattle University

There has been an Edward Cullen sighting!

I kid you not. THE Edward Cullen has a twin and he is a student at Seattle University. Pale skin. Thin lips. That weird hair. The pout. It’s all there, all signs point to positive.

Last night, at around 8:35 PM, I sat in the hearth for the SEAC Coffeehouse event watching the band Judgement Day perform when BAM! I get this weird feeling inside… like I’m seeing sparkles. I turn to my right and I see the Edward Cullen walking up the stairs.

However, this is not the first sighting. I have seen him around. Same description as before and he is never with anyone else, which makes me wonder…is his pseudo family around?

If I can snag a picture or maybe an interview, I will!

29 Oct 2009

Edward Cullen on ya crotch

I’m all about new products usually. This one… can’t seem to wrap my head around it. Why you would want to have Edward Cullen down there? I don’t know. So I have a few questions, maybe these might be a bit inapropro, I don’t know.

Are these for women AND for men?

What do vampires drink again? What is Edward Cullen again?

Why would anyone ever want to have someone else’s face on their crotch?

I’d like you to think about how embarassed you may feel after someone catches you in a pair of these. There’s no going back after that.

21 Jun 2009

Twilight By Mattel

Your very own Bella and Edward Cullen! Dolls are on sale at Toys R Us for $34.99

Do Barbies actually cost that much?!