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25 Aug 2011

Joe Jonas Goes Solo

Normally, I would not dedicate a single post entirely to Joe Jonas, but in this case – I think we should take a second to analyze the cover of his new debut solo album “Fast Life.”

  1. Is Joe Jonas staring right through my soul?
  2. Is fast life supposed to be similar to fast lane? Is that why it feels like Joe Jonas is on a freeway of some sort?
  3. Question number 1 again.
  4. This cover isn’t that great, but at the same time – I can’t take my eyes off of it. I’m convinced that it is because of his hypnotizing stare. Can’t get over it!
  5. What does Fast Life even mean for Joe Jonas? Does that mean he grew up too fast? Is the purity ring still intact? Someone hunt down some pictures please.