All posts in: Playboy

14 Aug 2009

[They] Said It Better

“If women aren’t jealous of you, talking about you and cutting you down, then you’re a nerd, and I would never want to be that.”- Heidi Montag

In an interview for Playboy… take notes girls, we’ve got a genius here.

“Girl, you got to keep your clothes on! Phones are for phone calls.”- Dane Cook

Giving advice to Vanessa Hudgens at the Teen Choice Awards… we should just keep pointing and laughing at the people that DO do this. This is just another question off my list of unanswered questions. I cannot understand why girls do this still.

Possible reasons:

1. We are too involved w/ our technology these days

2. It’s a “turn on.”

3. Clearly this give you classy status right?

4. If girls are seeing other girls nude elsewhere they’ll think they look the same. …fail

My advice: Boys, just go look at an airbrushed Playboy. Heidi Montag is in the new issue! Save your girlfriends the future humiliation that you will drop upon her when you guys break up or she cheats on you. kthnx

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now cock your head (..no pun intended) and nod slowly in agreement.

04 May 2009

Quick Bits

Heidi Montag will most likely strip down for a $500,000 Playboy deal. Gross.

Vanessa Hudgens tells Zac Efron that she wants an open relationship because Zac supposedly said he doesn’t want to get married until he is 40.

Jon Gosselin of Jon & Kate Plus 8 is once again caught out with another woman. A 23 year old woman…

(go back to your family Jon.)

Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard finally tie the knot in Italy!

Sugar Ray (remember that band?) are trying to make a comeback. Their new album “Music For Cougars” is due out July 21

“In my spare time I like to drive past my ex-boyfriends’ houses. I’m not like throwing eggs, I just like to check up on them.” – Taylor Swift

Source: ONTD

17 Mar 2009

“No one understands it more…”

I came across Danity Kane – Damaged tonight

Yeah… that song is kind of old now. In fact, probably the last time I heard it was when I was dancing to it on top of the speaker at Fall Ball. I said to Michael, “I’m actually really sad that Danity Kane broke up.” There were probably only three songs that I liked off of both of their albums combined but what I loved most was Aubrey and Aundrea on Making the Band together and their little friendship. It was my favorite part of watching !

Then Aubrey went crazy always making out w/ her dog in photos, posing for Playboy and dressing unclassily. It’s too bad Danity Kane is no more but I’m even more sad for Auburella… and the fact that those two aren’t friends anymore.

Anyways, this video will always be my favorite.

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