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13 Sep 2010

2010 MTV Video Music Awards

  • Lady Gaga won eight awards. She basically swept the whole show and wore a gown made of meat. Nice.
  • The carpet was white – naturally everyone decided to be boring and actually wear black and white or something dark.
  • Florence + the Machine put on an AMAZING performance of “Dog Days Are Over.”
  • Kanye West tried to have Taylor Swift sing a song he wrote for her prior to the show. She declined and instead performed a song for Kanye “forgiving” him called “Innocent.”

I didn’t watch the show, but this is what I had gathered.

This dress was designed by Franc Fernandez.

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17 Apr 2009

Audrina “Ceiling Eyes” Partridge gets her own show

The Hills will never die. I’m glad Lauren is getting out of but I feel like everyone that doesn’t have a life or an income after the Hills is over is trying to get their own show. Brody did it, Kristen Cavallari did it but her show on UPN “Get This Party Started,” lasted one episode. It was a shit show. What’s next? Spencer and Heidi? Stephanie Pratt? Dear god…

“It’s my life after The Hills, my journey. It’s going to be a little spicier, edgier, older,”

prove it!

“There’s going to be new love, romances,”

You wouldn’t really know that unless MTV bought these actors for you, or characters to act as your love interest.

at this point all of us are ready to branch out, and I feel like all of us have changed and matured so much that we’re ready to go out for the next big challenge.”

with… another reality show. That’s progress at it’s best.

Dear MTV,

I loved Laguna season one, I loved the Hills season 1, I loved a number of shows you have put together but please, please do us and your viewers a favor. Just stop. We know this isn’t real we’ve heard Lauren call it “scripted reality,” which means the crew tells her what to talk about but she doesn’t have lines persay. But we are tired, we don’t like your characters very much and the fact that they have the same drama and have new relationships every season does not excite us anymore. Find your “stars” other jobs and just close the book on this.

Thank you


– a concerned viewer

14 Apr 2009

You’re killing me Pratt

“My final objective in life is to have a handbag line.” —Stephanie Pratt to Kelly Cutrone, on The Hills.

Oh ry ry?! I would be ever so grateful if I could get an interview with Kelly someday in my life. I would never want to cross her nor make her laugh at me. Stephanie you don’t belong at People’s Revolution. You were lucky Lauren was able to pull some strings for you but you need to go somewhere else. Doesn’t Kimora Lee Simmons have a handbag line also? I think she’s more your style. You clearly don’t know where you’re interviewing for. Obviously last night’s episode was a lesson in how NOT to act in an interview.

“I’m so nervous right now I’m sorry!”

Annemarie and I lol’ed throughout the painful ordeal.


  • Get yourself a best friend that constantly challenges your athletic and drinking abilities at the same time.
  • Our weekend getaway to Bend was a gem, but I’m also very happy to be back home 🏡
  • Back together with these girls in Bend
  • What’s your favorite part of chicken and rice? Mine is always the skin!
  • This pasta looks like little 🐛 to me
  • from where I stand
  • Just a girl on top of 🌎
  • Could snack on pieces of this halibut crudo 4ever! Strawberries with marcona almonds, serrano chili, nouc cham, and basil 🍓
  • Need a courtyard like this someday 🌿

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