14 Aug 2009

[They] Said It Better

“If women aren’t jealous of you, talking about you and cutting you down, then you’re a nerd, and I would never want to be that.”- Heidi Montag

In an interview for Playboy… take notes girls, we’ve got a genius here.

“Girl, you got to keep your clothes on! Phones are for phone calls.”- Dane Cook

Giving advice to Vanessa Hudgens at the Teen Choice Awards… we should just keep pointing and laughing at the people that DO do this. This is just another question off my list of unanswered questions. I cannot understand why girls do this still.

Possible reasons:

1. We are too involved w/ our technology these days

2. It’s a “turn on.”

3. Clearly this give you classy status right?

4. If girls are seeing other girls nude elsewhere they’ll think they look the same. …fail

My advice: Boys, just go look at an airbrushed Playboy. Heidi Montag is in the new issue! Save your girlfriends the future humiliation that you will drop upon her when you guys break up or she cheats on you. kthnx

now cock your head (..no pun intended) and nod slowly in agreement.

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